Ruåttalaista pohdintaa oikeiston ja vasemmiston eroista:

If a right-wing political person is gay, then he simply is, and doesn’t care what others think.
If a left-winger is gay, then he demands legislative changes, protests against everything and everyone, and turns it into a political struggle.

If a right-winger is vegan, then he simply doesn’t eat meat.
If a left-winger is vegan, then he wants to ban meat, stop food production and protest outside farms and chicken farms.

If a right-winger doesn’t like guns, then he doesn’t buy any.
If a left-winger doesn’t like guns, then he tries to ban them, prevent everyone else from owning one, and hates those who have them.

If a right-winger worries about the climate, then he flies less, drives an electric car if it suits him and sorts his waste.
If a left-winger worries about the climate, then he wants to ban fossil-fuel cars, air travel and meat for everyone else, protest outside factories and demand that the state force the change through.

If a right-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he moves to an area with good schools, or chooses a private school or gets involved himself.
If a left-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he demands more tax money from everyone, equal outcomes for all, a ban on independent schools and protests against every difference.

If a right-winger complains about his job or workplace… he doesn’t. He changes jobs or starts his own company.
If a left-winger complains about his job – then it’s the boss, the company or the colleagues who are at fault. He demands collective agreements, strikes, changes for the entire locality and protests against the company so that it suits him.

If a right-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he moves, renovates or buys something else.
If a left-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he demands rent freezes, more subsidies, regulations for everyone and protests against landlords and politicians.

If a right-winger fails with a business or an investment that goes wrong, then he gets back up, dusts himself off and tries again tomorrow.
If a left-winger is out of money on the 24th, then he blames the rich for having too much and needing to contribute more, blames the lottery win that didn’t come through last week and mutters that he has such damn bad luck.

Kyllähän tuossa jotain tuttua on... 🤔

Mutta se, mikä saa hyväosaisesta kodista tulevan nuoren toistamaan left-winger-jorinoita, on mysteeri. Pitäiskö kysyä tekoälyltä ?

Buntan poika Nalle oli myös kloppina kommunisti, mutta vaihtoi sittemmin leiriä. Ja vaurastui.